Look at this NONSENSE

Lookit this nonsense right here. It's like, "Oh dear the gays are a-coming like an unstoppable storm and they're gonna take over everything." I also like how vague everything is. Especially that little girl. "I will have no choice...but to be gay." Brilliant.

It's like once the Supreme Court passes its decision and gay marriage becomes federal, everyone in this commercial will burst in flames, or bugs will just crawl out of their orificies and consume them whole. It's gonna be a fun day.