Hey Surfmonkeys!

Another video links update fresh from cyberspace!


-At Coachella, a man dressed as a wizard removed his robes, telling officers that there is "No problem" with what he's doing. Officers tried to coerce the wizard to put his clothes back on to no avail. Eventually, they tasered him down as the surrounding group of silly hipsters cried "The whole world is watching!" and "Freedom of speech, man!"

These young, fresh dudes and dudettes have got disposable cash and stuff lying around. They must be in school or something. Why are they so stupid? It's like they have no concept of the law. Freedom of speech doesn't extend to crazy nudists, ya silly kids.



-You mighta heard Texas wants to secede from the union, and this video more than backs up their wishes - and ours!

But what the Texas secessionists don't quite understand was that during the Civil War Lincoln went out of his way to save the union in a federalist beatdown on state sovereignty in order to save it from being conquered by European powers. If Texas were to secede, who would believe that they would remain an independent country for very long? I sure don't. The minute Mexico or Spain or China start kicking their asses and America comes to fend them off, why, Texas will be back to the Union before they know it. But America's not dumb enough to let that happen - it's bad PR - and so something that these crazy Texans never thought of is: hey, maybe the minute you secede the Union will come and MAKE you stay. They've done it before, they sure as heck can do it again.





Alright that's all from me today. Keep on banging.