Some Pics From My Sims Life

Here's me yelling inspirational words at Fox as he pumps iron. Hoss, balding from overstress (the game did this, I didn't), runs on the treadmill in the background.

List of Freak Out Moments

Ever since I graduated things have gone exactly the opposite of how I envisioned life would go. Which is not to say that it is a bad thing - it's all how you look at it. I like to view my situation as a valuable life experience, one in which I never EVER want to repeat. Never. Because I am very, very traumatized.

I'd say, if it weren't for the company of my understanding family and friends, I'd be a lot more emotionally fragile. Moreso than I am now, which is currently at threat level "Sensitive" (Inbetween "Dismissive Laugh" and "Obvious Silence"). But this long employment drought has me leaning perhaps a little bit too much on my friends, in the form of daily night-time hours-long chat-and-game sessions, coupled with weekly bball/activity meetings. Inevitably, familiarity breeds all kinds of contempt.

With the approval of Vic, I've decided to share with ya'll the various times over the past year in which we've raged against one another:

What I'd Say to My White Girlfriend After Watching the UCLA Student's Racist Rant

[A phone call]

Hey baby, it's me. Yeah. Been an alright day so far. Yeah. So, hey, listen: have you seen this Youtube video about some white girl at UCLA complaining about asians in the library? It's pretty racist huh? Haha, yeah, she's gonna be in some hot soup.

Yeah I just wanted to ask you. You know, watching that video, it got me feeling kinda weird. No, no, I"m not sick or anything it's just - can I ask you something? Promise you won't be mad. Okay. I was wondering, was there ever a point in your life when you just really really hated asians?

Yes I'm serious.