Hoss told me about Victor and his organization's little predicament, and I, being the outrageous troublemaker that I am, would love to help out in whatever way I can (mostly, in an editorial to your school paper). With my extensive knowledge in politics and my ability to rile up the people, I'm certain I can be a really good asset to your campaign, Vicky Boy. In fact, why not just come down here and take me up there? I'll run as the third party candidate. I'll drain the votes from that dance-marathon loving loser and I'll punch his dick after election day (implied homosexual abuse).
That and many more things I can do - for no charge at all! I only want you to write up some information about this - what are your fears? Your hopes? Your backup plans? I want the scoop and I want it hard (more implied homosexual abuse).
Get writing, life saver.
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Monday, April 27, 2009
Canto-ness, etc
In the spirit of anti-essay sentiment, I post!
This video is by no means new. In fact, I believe it's several years old. I just wanted to highlight how this lady is not Chinese, but can speak Cantonese fluently.
Take a look.
I read Vic's blog and feel similarly. Who's up for some b-ball, or just anything?
In the spirit of nerdiness and personal failure, here's a link to a lecture on physics. It's also inspired in part by Hoss, who watches lectures of Fourier something on youtube.
Lastly, a famous face.
This video is by no means new. In fact, I believe it's several years old. I just wanted to highlight how this lady is not Chinese, but can speak Cantonese fluently.
Take a look.
I read Vic's blog and feel similarly. Who's up for some b-ball, or just anything?
In the spirit of nerdiness and personal failure, here's a link to a lecture on physics. It's also inspired in part by Hoss, who watches lectures of Fourier something on youtube.
Lastly, a famous face.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Hey Surfmonkeys!
Another video links update fresh from cyberspace!
-At Coachella, a man dressed as a wizard removed his robes, telling officers that there is "No problem" with what he's doing. Officers tried to coerce the wizard to put his clothes back on to no avail. Eventually, they tasered him down as the surrounding group of silly hipsters cried "The whole world is watching!" and "Freedom of speech, man!"
These young, fresh dudes and dudettes have got disposable cash and stuff lying around. They must be in school or something. Why are they so stupid? It's like they have no concept of the law. Freedom of speech doesn't extend to crazy nudists, ya silly kids.
-You mighta heard Texas wants to secede from the union, and this video more than backs up their wishes - and ours!
But what the Texas secessionists don't quite understand was that during the Civil War Lincoln went out of his way to save the union in a federalist beatdown on state sovereignty in order to save it from being conquered by European powers. If Texas were to secede, who would believe that they would remain an independent country for very long? I sure don't. The minute Mexico or Spain or China start kicking their asses and America comes to fend them off, why, Texas will be back to the Union before they know it. But America's not dumb enough to let that happen - it's bad PR - and so something that these crazy Texans never thought of is: hey, maybe the minute you secede the Union will come and MAKE you stay. They've done it before, they sure as heck can do it again.
Alright that's all from me today. Keep on banging.
-At Coachella, a man dressed as a wizard removed his robes, telling officers that there is "No problem" with what he's doing. Officers tried to coerce the wizard to put his clothes back on to no avail. Eventually, they tasered him down as the surrounding group of silly hipsters cried "The whole world is watching!" and "Freedom of speech, man!"
These young, fresh dudes and dudettes have got disposable cash and stuff lying around. They must be in school or something. Why are they so stupid? It's like they have no concept of the law. Freedom of speech doesn't extend to crazy nudists, ya silly kids.
-You mighta heard Texas wants to secede from the union, and this video more than backs up their wishes - and ours!
But what the Texas secessionists don't quite understand was that during the Civil War Lincoln went out of his way to save the union in a federalist beatdown on state sovereignty in order to save it from being conquered by European powers. If Texas were to secede, who would believe that they would remain an independent country for very long? I sure don't. The minute Mexico or Spain or China start kicking their asses and America comes to fend them off, why, Texas will be back to the Union before they know it. But America's not dumb enough to let that happen - it's bad PR - and so something that these crazy Texans never thought of is: hey, maybe the minute you secede the Union will come and MAKE you stay. They've done it before, they sure as heck can do it again.
Alright that's all from me today. Keep on banging.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Movie Extravaganza!
We're likely never going to see something as silly as this in a theater. Anywhere. That is why I invite you all to take the time out of your busy lives and indulge in some zombie Nazi fun! Look it up at your local pirated movie streamer today!
Stay sexy, gangbangers!
Stay sexy, gangbangers!
Monday, April 20, 2009
A-Men Recession?
Just a thought...
Is it me or has the A-men family fallen off a bit?
Almost forgot
Taylor is still number one
Is it me or has the A-men family fallen off a bit?
Almost forgot
Taylor is still number one
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Assmann Electronics
Guys, check out what I found
http://www.assmannusa.com/
An actual company named Assmann Electronics.
http://www.assmannusa.com/
An actual company named Assmann Electronics.
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