North Trip Poster

Stinking poster took forever to make and now that I'm done I can relax. Really looking forward to this trip, man. The only damn thing I care for in this world now.

Don't mind me. I'm just hosting a picture here for ebay purposes.

Hey lookit what I drew

My brother and I was on Facebook lookin at all the freaks we knew and Calvin Li came up. We were like - oh man this guy is so sad he must have a medical condition. So I was like, "Hey what about I draw him, I'll draw him so good." And so I drew him and then I went on photoshop and did some outlining and this is what I came out with.

Hoss says this was awesome and I was like, Hell yeah it was! I'm Al Yen. And this is Calvin Li.

Hoss also wanted me to color it red for communism and lime green and purple for gay.





Also, it's summer everyone! Spend it wisely bitches!

Blasphemy

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/why-not-to-wear-skinny-jeans-nerve-damage-465715/;_ylt=AsVEjsnaHoiGub0o1yRJvkt0fNdF

Skinny jeans should be required by law for women.

Thievery

They say you don't appreciate the things you have until you've lost it. Well, I lost my bike. Though it's technically not "lost" by "stolen." But I can appreciate the wiseness of the saying. When I reflect, I can undoubtedly say that I had treated my crappy old bike unkindly. It would only be a matter of time before some passing stranger would work up the nerve to steal a man's bike right from his property. It sucks, I tells ya; that it took the theft of my bicycle for me to think, "Aw damned it I should've taken more pictures of it. Set a booby trap or two. Or a tracking device." I'll take this as punishment - I should be more appreciative of my possessions before some wayward teen thinks of stealing it.

But that doesn't mean I won't take my bike back if I find it. Hell, if I find it I'm likely gonna do something highly illegal to get it back. Bastards.

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Update: I inspected the scene and I've narrowed down possible suspects. From where my bike once was is a small wad of gum near the corner of the wall - the kind of faux daring rebellious teenagers are known for. As if the wad was meant to be a clear insult, but left so inconspicuously that one would need to look carefully to find. I wouldn't put it past these Irvine children to do something so "bad" just to entertain themselves. Sheltered dicks.

Being foolish children they'll likely return to the scene of the crime at one time or another to talk about their glorious steal. And I do think they came as a group. No dumb teenager would commit a crime without witnesses. But, because they are likely to be a privileged bunch they'll probably keep my bike in their backyards and out of sight, so I can't shadow possible suspects and hope to steal it back. The best I can do is remember their faces, if I see them again, and maybe push them around if I find them alone in the dark.

Luckily I got three other bikes that only need a tire replacement to use. I'm considering setting up some kind of trap with the new bikes as bait for these kids because I really really wanna put some fear in their pompous little hearts. If I cover my corners right then there's no way they can pin an assault charge on me. Hehe.

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More news:
Al Yen's back on the Twitter! If you guys want semi-up-to-the-minute updates of my life (not really) or lots and lots of silly stupid ideas for essays, theories, stories, etc (got a whole buncha those) - then come on over ya goofballs and read to your heart's desire!

And maybe, if you guys want, we can start an A-men Twitter page or some other such nonsense.

'Tis a sad day...

http://www.whittierdailynews.com/news/ci_12392771

'Tis a sad day when you find out that the place you spent your childhood, that gave you the foundation of your education, that holds cherished memories and times... is going to close.

Goodbye, Norwood Elementary School! Your doors may close, but I will forever be a Roadrunner!